Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by 09jnewington, Oct 15, 2011.
Maybe the clerk was stupid...
No, the man was stupid for taking 15 when he had left 20. The clerk was getting robbed!
No, but the clerk agreed to change the $20 into smaller change. Which means he originally had an amount in excess of $20, not $15.
Oh yea... I missed that
If electricity is governed by electrons, what is morality governed by? Morons?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If poli means many, and tics are blood sucking creatures, what does politics mean?
I always try to go the extra mile at school. But my teachers always find me and bring me back
Q: How do you get a giraffe in your fridge?
A: You open the door and stuff him in.
Q: How do you get an elephant in your fridge?
A: You open the door, take out the giraffe, and put the elephant in.
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck. (down feathers)
Q: Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
A: So they can hide in the strawberry patch. How do I know I'm right? Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Lol, just my store of good elephant jokes. There were a few more once, but I forgot them by now.
I always go the extra mile at work! But my boss always finds me and brings me back...
Gee, that sounds just like a joke you said a few days ago...
auhjos has failed
By the way, if sign makers go on strike... is anything written on their signs?
And why did they call it Rhode Island? It's not a road or an island.
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
We do we buy rolls in packs of ten, but hot dogs in packs of eight?
The list goes on...
Why does wise man and wise guy mean opposites?
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
What happens if I put an irresistible force in front of an unmovable object?
LOOL i sped read this and mixed up the lines so i saw " what happens if i put an irresistable force in front of baby oil?"
That is by far the funniest thing I have read on this tread!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here is a website for funny... well, just find out for yourself!
My favriote! oxymorons! yaay
New York culture
Synthetic natural gas
Temporary tax increase
New and improved
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Just kinda glanced through some of these, but I didn't see this one:
The biggest one yet.
I have an issue with this, though:
Why exactly is that an oxymoron, please do tell?
Well, to be honest, i copied and pasted that from a webpage, and didnt read them all, mcon^^
But if i were to guess, i'd say it is that christians are assumed to be creationists and not avid believers or evolution, and scientists are the oposite.
that may be a little bit of a stereotype, in fact its in most cases wrong, but, meh, I didnt write it
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