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Thread of good Jokes

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by 09jnewington, Oct 15, 2011.

  1. or a sword swallower
  2. or a sword swallower
  3. *Raises Hand*
    Are Black Jokes allowed?
  4. Are you out of your mind?
  5. J_man... This is a family friendly christian server of couse black jokes are not allowed. I think I stand for everyone who represents this server when I say this server doesn't tolerate any discrimination or persecution of any form towards any group, be it a racial, social, or political group, or any other group.
  6. ^ What he said.
  7. This is awkward now... someone post a joke, please.
  8. What's bad about crime in a multi storey car park?

    It's just wrong on so many levels!

    What's worse than a worm in your apple?

    Half a worm in your apple.

    What did one traffic light say to the other?

    Don't look, I'm changing.

    Just 3 random ones I happen to know :p
  9. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that crashed??

    All the sailors were marooned

    Did you hear about the man who had his left side cut off??

    Yes, but he's all right now

    I love everyone's jokes by the way
  10. Ok its been a long time since i posted here but that was meant as a joke i would never be racist... i cant believe that many of you doubted me :( stupid thumb always hits n instead of [space]
  11. J_man please take more time to make your posts neat and legible.

    Even if you aren't trying to be racist the jokes themselves are racist. You can't blame people for reacting the way they did.
  12. Can we please go back to jokes now?
    I like those a lot better

    The guy driving a train was struck by lightning!
    Well, he was a good conductor...

    What do you get when you drop a piano on a mineshaft??
    A flat miner

    A duck walks into a resturant with only one shoe
    The waiter says "You lost a shoe!"
    The duck says "No, I found one".
  13. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud :p
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